In the lead-up to the Fahrenheit 451 reenactment planned for Milo Yiannopoulos’ upcoming book Dangerous, Buzzfeed and its coterie ran pieces on the incendiary’s previous forays into publishing. Under the pseudonym Milo Andreas Wagner, Yiannopoulos didn’t just self-publish two books of poetry, but also coedited a critical anthology on Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s fifth season.
Oh no he didn’t.
Snark aside, they also allege plagiarism with a link to an article documenting how he “misquoted” Tori Amos and “blended lines” of other songs without attribution. (He thanks Amos on an acknowledgement page, but that’s not really proper MLA format, is it?)
And true to Buzzfeed’s form, it features digestible experts of a live-tweeting reacting to Milo’s Eskimo Papoose. Based on the user’s jokes at unconventional numbering, vapors from the page breaks between sections, and appeal to Shakespeare’s restless grave, it’s safe to assume that neither he nor Buzzfeed has ever read any poetry published after the invention of Times New Roman.
So in the spirit of those journalists who sought to disprove that Meryl Streep was overrated by showing she was highly rated, we might employ a bit of fact-checking of our own.
“If you’re not seen, you don’t exist. And lately Milo’s been existing a lot.”
Firstly, poets haven’t used footnotes unironically since T.S. Eliot ruined them for everybody. Eliot also said that “good writers borrow, great writers steal,” but we needn’t go that far. So despite plagiarism becoming the new weighing witches against Bibles, found poetry—the unclassier the better—has lain in postmodernity’s foundation for decades.
Secondly, Milo’s self-purported tongue-in-cheekiness pales in comparison with what other bad liars have “learned” (e.g., Lena Dunham).
And fourthly (see what I did there, would-be poetry readers?), painting Milo with the failed-artist-turned-fascist brush doesn’t address the performance art he depicts off the page. Not only does this line of attack reflect the “failing pile of garbage” epithet Trump uses against these publications, but wasn’t “Daddy Trump” offensive because it embodied the left’s yearning for a president who is both a responsive lover (ibid.) and understanding father (Andrew Sullivan)? What’s more, as he holds the mirror up to liberal nature, he conforms to modern art’s mantra: If you’re not seen, you don’t exist. And lately he’s been existing a lot.
In fact, one might wonder whether this idealism of Berkeley (both the philosopher and the campus) isn’t also reflected somewhere else. Just as views and clicks translate to aesthetic success, who now contends that elections and airtime amount to successful policy?
But we can learn other lessons besides that what’s sauce for the liberal goose sucks for the conservative gander. In one of the article’s telling moments, the live-tweeter finds an allusion to Milo’s autobiographical brush with sexual violence and lets his heart bleed only momentarily enough to feel “kind of sad.” Sadder is the way too many believe saying the F-word on a crowded campus is more violent than the actual physical assault on its speaker.
Furthermore, Milo’s performance art also reveals something about our use of tokens. Whether it’s the minority Republican or the rich Democrat, both sides have employed their own versions of ecce homo: “Behold the suffering partisan, a stumbling block for the left and foolishness for the right.” Thereby they mitigate the fears of one constituency or claim the party’s tenets are so convincing that the token follows them against his best interests.
Yet we know that Ashley Judd’s cause célèbre never stopped the poor from shoving out $15 to watch her get chased in the woods. And not only did Madonna gleefully confess that she considered bombing the White House, but she managed to say so as if she were Eliza Doolittle enunciating h’s on a flame. Also, Bruce Springsteen is still technically a farmer, right? As G.K. Chesterton said of the aristocracy, to survive the times with their accounts intact, “they have always kept carefully on the side of what is called Progress.”
Nevertheless, we might hope Milo’s new book provides more substance than that weekly reminder. Recent announcements by his publisher may signal a bit of the old conservatism that esteemed individuals for the power of their principles and the content of their character. The right, after all, has no need for identity politics when it can tout genuine diversity; there’s something to be said about the tent that can bring Charles Murray, Charles Hurt, Charles Cooke, and Charles Krauthammer together when they can literally agree only in name. Furthermore, to borrow from another of Chesterton’s ideas, the allure of paradox thrives on the spectrum where the rich help the poor when they stay rich and individualism proves the best choice for the collective.
But worst-case scenario: Milo’s newest book is also plagiarized. After all, in mirroring the left, he needn’t but compile one big, honeycombed collection of campus petitions, Buzzfeed articles, and huffing complaints that stoked the firebrand’s success.
A somewhat recent Maclean's magazine article (Canada's Time, except, amazingly, more left wing) was headlined: The (Canadian Vice Admiral) Mark Norman firing mystery.
Then goes on to provide absolutely no analysis whatsoever regarding the mystery, other than putting it down to Canadian defence bureaucracy. There's some hard hitting news from Canada's newsmagazine, about the largest scandal to hit Canadian politics since... well ever, nothing comes close, the Sponsorship Scandal pales in comparison to the the ongoing Navy shipbuilding scandal. With the exception that the media this time won't touch it.
Another article earlier this year from Canada's national broadcaster, the CBC, written by senior defence reporter, Murray Brewster, mentioned the vice admiral's removal, then did the bait and switch to the pervious Conservative government's purchase of sea sparrow missiles. That story was a non-scandal scandal the leftist media has tried to promote, criti…
The above headline might seem odd coming from a right-leaning libertarian website, but I assure you it isn't.
Rebel Media is on a fundraising kick this holiday season, hoping to be the Breitbart News of the north. But they can never be Breitbart News for one fundamental reason, they are not a truly independent media outlet like Breitbart.
Media in Canada (and yes I'm speaking from firsthand experience) is about as corrupt as it gets. In print media four major companies control just about everything, and to make matters worse, they don't compete against each other, they illegally collude to secure monopoly markets for themselves.
And on top of that, they are inter-owned. Of the four print media companies, Glacier Media, Black Press, Torstar and Post Media, Post Media owns (approximately) 15 percent of Glacier, and Torstar owns 15 percent of Black Press.
Now you might think the two inter-owned entities would at least compete against each other, but you'd be wrong. Glaci…